primetime93:

I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao

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mjalti:

i rly love the peace & quiet of an empty house so I’m always secretly worried like ….what if I end up marrying one of those “everyone come over my house any time u want” hoes

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priceforrottenjudgement:

Stefan: I feel like somethings controlling me!

Me:

1975atwell:

Wrong path mate

deafwestnewsies:

liltazza:

ME WHENEVER I PICK THE WRONG PATH AND THAT FUCKING NERD SAYS MY VIDEO GAME WAS SHIT ON LIVE TELEVISION:

blairbrujaproject:

2018 was sort of a mess but I got the end I wanted so it was worth it?? i guess????? i was tagged by @aqsun for the 9 selfies of the year thingy so i tag @tijerasypapeles @bfkalut @goneputa @platanitosverdes @defamiliars @skybro @bukkakenojutsu and anyone else who wants to do this <3 happy 2018

farmlesbians:

i think about this a lot

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talentlack:

chefpyro:

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

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tsyhere:

atbluediner:

como se dice….. oof

via @polixo

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